You couldn't even rinse it off?

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03/21/2019 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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Do you actually want to sell your Dodge Neon or not?


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:01

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New tires and brakes with a warranty at 1500? Running  and driving with low miles? My daughter is 8, but I'd be tempted to buy this for her first car because it seems like such a steal! Who cares if they washed it!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:11

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They would have to charge more to wash it, same if the tank is full of gas.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/21/2019 at 16:15

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They pass the savings directly on to me.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
03/21/2019 at 16:15

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Fair enough.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:17

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Yeah, but Neons are kind of the emblem of no effort, so...

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/21/2019 at 16:20

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I just looked up the Neon and the safety ratings have removed it from my list.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:25

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Paint’s peeling, low mileage, low price, eh, why bother spending the extra couple hours detailing it for that price?  Granted, this is probably why I still haven’t sold the car I have listed for sale, but I guess that’s your point, I don’t really care if I sell it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:25

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Marginal, poor, and poor. Well, fair enough. I was going to say if you wanted another poo-grade small car to investigate you could get an Opel-based Saturn (L series/LS), but its ratings appear to be acceptable/poor/poor, so barely any better.

I seem to recall the Saab version is better, though.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/21/2019 at 16:27

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Here’s a nugget

More than 160 drivers of small 4-door Dodge Neons were killed per million registered vehicles annually between 2002 and 2005, one of the highest driver death rates of any car at that time.

https://247wallst.com/special-report/2016/10/11/most-dangerous-cars-in-america/2/


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 16:56

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I’d be interested to see a demographic correction, though. Ain’t nobody older than 35 that was buying a Neon Back Then.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 19:28

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If he rinses it off, what’s left of the paint will come with it.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > CalzoneGolem
03/21/2019 at 19:38

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I feel like everyone posting in that Redemption Garage story today kind of forgot that Neons are basically the reason why people think small cars are death trap, despite modern ones being safe. 


Kinja'd!!! oldmxer > CalzoneGolem
03/22/2019 at 00:50

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since the clear coat looks so bad they were like, yeah, that will just make the splotches stand out more


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > oldmxer
03/22/2019 at 07:18

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That makes sense.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Honeybunchesofgoats
03/22/2019 at 07:19

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I certainly forgot about it. Until I considered one for my daughter.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/22/2019 at 07:19

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It’s not like teens were buying new cars even the cheapest one.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
03/22/2019 at 07:20

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 Add lightness